Author: lcarlson

Breaking news from Turlock, California: new ATM on Gear Road

Dear DMC, This just in — action headline news – new ATM machine sighted in Turlock. This is...

Fill Your Staplers Day – Monday 30 March in Europe

Fill Staplers Day — March 30 in Europe — Monday after the Sunday when clocks change in 2012 The...

Clocks changed – we stayed up to watch

Many of our members stay up until 2:00 a.m. to change their clocks at exactly the right time...

Breaking news from WTOP, Washington DC: new evidence for toilet paper “over/under” debate

“Over” is the answer some say because that’s what’s shown in the patent applications — it’s in the article “1891 toilet paper patent settles ‘over or under’ debate” in WTOP...

Breaking news from North Yorkshire: hat found in tree

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers