Author: lcarlson

Rubber Eraser Day

Yesterday was Rubber Eraser Day. We were so busy using our erasers to get our income taxes a low...

Pylon of the Month

Dear DMC, You’re probably aware of this but in not it’s a cracking read: http://www.pylonofthemonth.org Robbie Macinnes

Tonight on BBC 2 — 7:00 p.m. (UK time) — Cuckooland on “Collectaholics”

BBC’s description: Brothers Roman and Maz have dedicated their lives to the cuckoo clock, but with no children to leave the collection to, Jasmine helps them decide what their options are as they are desperate to keep it...

Breaking news from Turlock, California: new ATM on Gear Road

Dear DMC, This just in — action headline news – new ATM machine sighted in Turlock. This is...

Norman Cousins joke with nurse – good one for April 1

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers