We are thankful for:
- Turkey for dinner — turkey is bland.
- There are 364 days each year (365 in leap years) when we don’t need to eat turkey.
- Boring conversations at Thanksgiving Dinner.
- Bleak weather that arrives in November.
- Color has gone from trees, shrubs, and grass.
- Leaves are everywhere — fun to rake.
- There’s also snow — fun to shovel.
- We are not turkeys.