If you are in or near enough to London to attend, we hope to see you there.

145 Fleet Street (tube stations Temple, Chancery Lane, and Blackfriars)

Please RSVP so we will know how many to expect: contactus@dullmensclub.com.

Snail Master Ian Haynes from the Snail Racing World Championships will joining us — bringing 20 snails in comfy snail cages, lettuce (lettuce loading instead of carb loading), and a racetrack.

The racetrack is a 4-foot-wide white circular tablecloth with start and finish lines.  The races start in the middle.The snails race to the outer edge.

This year’s championships on the 18th of July

This year’s championships, Snailer Swift was the overall winner

Snailer Swift, race bib 88

Trophy for Snailor Swift’s trainer, Sam Pemberton, and fresh lettuce for Snailor Swift

Read More on the event’s website . . . more about the 2026 championships and historic background . . . and announcing the date for 2027 . . . 17th July 2027