Dull Men love slippers. Slippers are always a safe bet for a Valentine’s gift give to a Dull Man.

Slippers can be found is all clothing and department stores.

We’ve come across some we particularly like — pictured above. We especially like the color. They are the ones pictured above. The are from Magellan’s Travel Supplies:

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These slippers are:

•  Comfortable and practical

•  Comfortable because they have cushioned soles — as well as small ridges that massage as you walk (nothing exciting, only a mild massaging suitable for Dull Men)

•  Practical because they prevent feet contacting with bad things around swimming pools, locker rooms,  etc. — like viruses that cause plantar warts

•  Practical because they prevent slipping on slippery surfaces (so why are they called “slippers?”)

*  Practical because they are washable

*  Easy to slip on (is this why they are called “slippers”?)

*  Perfect when traveling — they come with a travel case or simply lay them out flat in your suitcase

*  Even sturdy enough for short jaunts outdoors

•  They come in a gray/black. Also solid black.