- Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
- Two parrots sitting on a Perch. One says to the other “can you smell fish”?
- What do you a call a deer with no eyes? No idea?
- What do you call a fish with no eyes. A fsh.
- What do you a call a deer with no eyes and no legs. Still no idea?
- What do you call a dinosaur with one eye. A Dew-think-e-saurus
Many more in a similar vein, but such excitement must be shared in moderation.
Wellington Somerset England
I claim credit for the Dinosaur joke. I doubt I was first but I did come up with it all on my own aged 12. I think. Sorry if this is a dull comment.