Garlic Smuggling — what'll they think of next?

“Who, What Why? Why do criminals smuggle garlic”
a recent BBC news article

Dear DMC

Is this the dullest possible crime?

Best wishes

Steve Reszetniak
Enfield, North London

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Steve

These criminals will be the laughing-stock of the prison they’re sent to.

How will “I’m in for garlic smuggling” sound to fellow inmates — drug dealers, car thieves, embezzlers?

DMC

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