July 24, 2011
I was listening to Car Talk this morning, a great show I always enjoy. And sometimes learn a few things.
I usually learn about cars. Today, however, I heard a few things, which had nothing to do with cars, that were right up my alley.
I am an undertaker (and a devoted DMC member). I usually see people putting bland things on tombstones (many of them probably belong to the DMC too). Once in a while, however, I come across something funny: Famous Last Words.
Today on Car Talk they presented a list of Famous Last Words. I googled and found the list, which is attached below. Our readers might find them amusing.
Famous Last Words
** It’s fireproof.
** He’s probably just hibernating.
** What does this button do?
** It’s probably just a rash.
** Are you sure the power is off?
** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
** Pull the pin and count to what?
** Which wire was I supposed to cut?
** I wonder where the mother bear is.
** I’ve seen this done on TV.
** These are the good kind of mushrooms.
** I’ll hold it and you light the fuse.
** Let it down slowly.
** It’s strong enough for both of us.
** This doesn’t taste right.
** I can make this light before it changes.
** Nice doggie.
** I can do that with my eyes closed.
** I’ve done this before.
** What duck?
** Well, we’ve made it this far.
** That’s odd.
** Don’t be so superstitious.
** Now watch this.