new years resolutions millie woo
December 31, 2010

Dear DMC,

I’m rather surprised to see a list of New Year’s Resolutions on your Dull Men’s Blog. I thought Dull Men like the way they are, that the Dull Men’s Club is a two-step program — (1) You admit you are dull; (2) You’re gong to keep it that way.

Fondly yours,


Millie Woo
San Francisco

new years resolutions list


Dear Millie,

You are so right. We like the way we are. From time to time, however, some fine tuning might be called for.

As you can see from the list, the resolutions being suggested are mild ones. Nothing extreme.

Flossing, cleaning our slippers, replacing batteries, phone mothers are not extreme things for us to do.