by Professor K. McCoy and Dr Hardwick

DMC blurb on back cover: “The indispensable bedside classic” says Leland Carlson, assistant vice president of the Dull Men’s Club

Available on Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/This-Book-Will-Send-Sleep/dp/1785038311/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1545388093&sr=1-1&keywords=professor+mccoy

12 Days

Day 1— Slippers

Day 2 —Toaster

Day 3 — Dental Floss

Day 4 — Sock Organizer

Day 5 — Battery Tester

Day 6 — Snow Globe

Day 7 — Level

Day 8 — Dust Pan

Day 9 — Book: This Book Will Send You to Sleep

Day 10 — [ironing board?]

Day 11 — [metronome?]

Day 12 — [batteries?]