Three groansrs came in as comments to our Puns for Higher IQs page, which we’ll post here also to reach more readers who may (or may not?) be amused by them:
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow that has just had an abortion?
Thanks (or no thanks?) to Charles W. Ashmore from Madison Heights, Michigan for these. His defense is that they were told to him by his 12-year-old nephew.
Which side do you milk a cow on?
The udder side.