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From Herb Aceous, Food Editor, DullMensClub.com

1.  No need to worry about salmonella

2.  Guests will think your turkey is Cajun blackened

3.  Uninvited guests will think twice next year

4.  Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain
new fans

5.  Pets won’t bother you for scraps

6.  No one will overeat

7.  Smoke alarm due for a test

8.  Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular
workout

9.  You’ll get to desserts quicker

10.  After dinner, take the bird to the yard and play football

11.  You won’t be putting up with three weeks of turkey sandwiches

 

Now explain it to her:

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