Why can’t a bicycle stay up by itself?
Because it’s two tired
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“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”
~ Albert Einstein
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”
~ Edward R. Murrow
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there”
~ Will Rogers
“Slow motion gets you there faster”
~ Hoagy Carmichael
“While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary”
~ Marilyn Thomsen
DMC’s classic beige cap
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