Author: lcarlson

Number one cause of divorce?

What’s the number one cause of divorce? Marriage [Thanks to Freddie in Washington DC for this]

Shovels

Shovel Museum Dear DMC, I am happy to report the existence of the “Shovel Museum”...

A dog went into a telegraph office to send a telegram. The dog wrote: “Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.” The clerk read what the dog wrote and said, “There are only nine words here. You...

Two fonts in a bar

Two fonts, Verdana and Helvetica, walk into a bar. The bartender, when he sees them, shouts, “Hey you two, please get out. We don’t serve your type in here.”

Termite in Bar

A termite walks into a bar. The termite asks a question. “Is the bartender here?”

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers