Author: lcarlson

Dead Duck

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the...

December 31, 2018 New Year’s Eve: over the years we’ve found it’s better not to...

Not just any ol’ toaster, how about a see-through toaster? Here’s an example: click...

It’s a day some were beaiatofi. Some were not. it bega 2018 Gallery —...

Why is National Whining Day on our calendar? It’s day for dull men to think about how...

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers