Jokes some think are stupid are actually funny, at least that’s what we think

We dullsters think many of the jokes snooty people think are beneath them are actually funny — groaners, puns, Dad Jokes, Christmas Crackers.

Examples:

• Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

• Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

If it had four out would be a chicken sedan.

• What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

• How many duil hipstesrs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One

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“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein

“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”

“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”

“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”

“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”

“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers

“Slow motion gets you there faster”

~ Hoagy Carmichael

“While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary”

~ Marilyn Thomsen

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