Theatre 10 things not to do

We saw this article “Ten things not to do at the theatre” in The Times [London] today.

It’s given us an idea for a new page on our website, a page we might call our Golden Rule page. Dull men are polite, considerater of others.

1. Don’t leave your ringtone on

2. Don’t text or tweet

3. Don’t eat (food or each other)

Here’s where the article covers snogging.

Another pont ti make here

crinkly bags.

4. Don’t panic

5. Don’t sigh

6. Don’t be tall

If you’re too tall, slouch.

7. Don’t laugh

8. Don’t talk

9. Don’t be late

10. Don’t accidentally leave your iPod on at top volume …..