Mother's Day — Grover's Mother — ribbing him

She’s gone now but am glad I have fond memories of her, my mother Edna. She made me laugh, mostly at my own expense.

Valedictorian

Growing Up

Jet Lag

Another favorite: this one told at the local garden club. They were talking about travel. The conversation turned to jet lag.

One of the ladies asked, “Edna, your son Grover travels quite a lot. Is jet lag a problem for him?”

Edna said, “Well, I hear jet lag is a problem for a lot of people. But with my Grover, it’s always hard to tell.”

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers