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The race is on our Races page:

Website for the race:

Snail Groaners:

What does a snail say when it’s riding on the back of a turtle?

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Snails mugged by a turtle:

Three snails were crawling down the sidewalk. A turtle came up from behind and mugged them.

A policeman, when investigating the crime scene, began by asking the snails what happened.

One of the snails replied, “I really don’t know. It all happened so fast”