There are 12 rules. Click here to read them. Our favorite is number 12. We publish it here, knowing that some men like dessert first:


Rule #12: After meal, table is cleared by man, dishwasher is loaded. Man returns to table for stimulating after-dinner conversation. At this point, man is told how much his meal was appreciated. He, in turn, describes the joys and challenges of the experience. He is given a hug,and his TV remote is returned to him.