Author: lcarlson

Two Snakes

Two snakes are slithering down the sidewalk. One says to the other, “Hey, are we poisonous?” The other says, “I don’t know, why?” The first snake says, “Because I just bit my...

Prunes

Prune Museum — Le Musee du Pruneau Gourmand — near Agan, France This is the world’s only...

Apartment Criticized

“She criticized my apartment.” “So I knocked her flat.”

A Man and a Chain

A man was dragging a chain down a street. The sheriff stopped him and asked why he was dragging the chain. The man replied, “Have you ever tried pushing a chain?”

Tractors

University of Nebraska’s Lester F. Larsen Tractor Test & Power Museum A Waterloo Boy...

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers