Author: lcarlson

Nominees for Dull Men of Year: London Police

London Police . . . actually, police throughout England: • Inaction during the riots — stood by...

August 25, 2011 Dear DMC, I time my boringness. I do this by timing how long it takes people to...

Dear Mdms and Sirs, I may have a tip for this upcoming rubric of yours: the “Museum of...

Dear DMC Sam Kean, the author of a book on the periodic table of the elements, has a good claim to...

Museum of Broken Relationships — Zagreb,Croatia

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers