Story about a not dull man — if he were one of us, he not behave like this:
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
‘What was that for?’ he asked.
‘That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,’ she replied.’Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,’ he explained. ‘And it won.”Oh darling, I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘I should have known there was a good explanation.’
Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
When he came round, he asked, ‘What was that for?’
‘Your horse phoned.’
