We are thankful for:

  • Turkey, the blandest of meats, for dinner
  • Boring conversations at the dinner
  • Bleak November weather
  • Color gone from trees and grass
  • Leaves everywhere — we like to rake leaves
  • Snow sometimes — we like to shovel our sidewalks
  • That we are not turkeys
Please send us your items for this list — in Speak Your Mind below or emailing to contactus@dullmensclub.com