If you answer “yes” to 12 or more of these 15 questions, you are certifiable as a dull man:
- Have you ever had an urge — and you were able to get over it?
- Is gray one of your favorite colors?
- What are the three most exciting things you have ever done? It’s okay if you list fewer than three. Did you list three or fewer things?
- What are the three dullest things you have done? You can list more than three. Did you list three or more things?
- When you say hello to someone you’ve met before, do they reply ‘I don’t remember meeting you’, and you reply, ‘That’s okay, I wouldn’t remember meeting me either’.
- List the dull places you have visited. Did you list one or more?
- Do you like to watch airport luggage carousels?
- List the dull books you have read. Did you list more than one book?
- Is mac and cheese your favorite pasta dish?
- Do you like Marmite and/or Vegemite?
- Do you like airplane food (economy class)?
- Is Jell-O one of your favorite desserts?
- Do you think women should not be allowed in the club?
- Does your wife (or girl friend) think you are dull?
- Do you know two dull men who are willing to sponsor you?
