“Pieces of String Too Short to Save” sounds like the title of a modern art piece commenting on Obsessive Compulsive Behavior. I was uncertain how I felt about that, but after searching my feelings I realized I didn’t care all that much.

Although Dull Men like museums because they are tidy and quiet, and OCD is allowable provided it is kept in moderation, I feel that most modern art is little more than an excuse for attention seeking controversy.