We watch them waddle along smartly dressed in tuxedos — continually looking for more things to visit.
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A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop.
“Sir,” says the policeman. “Are you aware that there are penguins in your van?”
“Yep,” says the man. “They’re my penguins. They belong to me.”
The policeman looks at the man in disbelief and then back at the penguins, who squawk at him.
“Sir, I’m afraid this is unacceptable. I need you to take them to a zoo immediately.”
The man replies, “I’ll take them right away,” and drives off.
The next day, the police officer sees the same van driving by and, to his astonishment, it is still full of penguins. He pulls the man over again, and notices that he and the penguins are all wearing sunglasses, sunscreen, and Hawaiian shirts.
The officer gapes at him and says, “Sir, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo.”
“Yes, I did,” the man replies. “And today I’m taking them to the beach.”
