vd card same for 34 years copy
Here is some seasonably dull news from Yorkshire.  Unfortunately the card in question is not grey, but otherwise Mr Myers seems to have got the right idea.

http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/latest-news/top-stories/husband_sends_same_valentine_s_day_card_for_34th_year_in_a_row_1_4243868

Regards
Steve Reszetniak

Enfield, NorthLondon