Unlikely this husband is a DMC member:
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed.
As the wife was walking along, all of a sudden she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
She became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.
In a soft, romantic voice he said, “Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn’t afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”
The surprised wife choked up and started to cry. She finally composed herself and answered, “Yes, I do remember that shop.”
He replied, “I’m in the pub next door.”