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5 February 2013

The race is on now that Richard III was found in a Leicester car park — to find out where King Alfred is around Winchester (as suggested on Radio 4 Today).

Early speculation is that he may be under

1. Poundland
2. Bar End Recycling Centre
3. Light of Bengal
4. Andrew Smith & Son’s office loo.
5. Still propped up in a corner at the Wykeham Arms

What do you reckon?

Tim Ditchbank
Winchester