Garlic Smuggling — what'll they think of next?

“Who, What Why? Why do criminals smuggle garlic”
a recent BBC news article

Dear DMC

Is this the dullest possible crime?

Best wishes

Steve Reszetniak
Enfield, North London

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Steve

These criminals will be the laughing-stock of the prison they’re sent to.

How will “I’m in for garlic smuggling” sound to fellow inmates — drug dealers, car thieves, embezzlers?

DMC

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers