“Wear muted colors — we don’t want you to scare our
sheep,” Tour de France cyclists are told by authorities
Colours — not this:
We wear flat caps up here. Forget about those strange things you wear, the one with holes. Wear a flat cap. Or, or you think you must wear one of those things, we’ll give you a flat cap to wear on top.
If you forget your fancy pants clips, we can supply you with binder twine
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