“Do you stock neutral colors?”

“Do you stock neutral colors?”

Shopkeeper in men’s shop is asked: “Do you stock neutral colors?”

Answer: “Not at the moment — but we have gray taupes for the future”

Thanks to Steve Reszetniak for this

March 26, 2017

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