Cow Groaners

Three groansrs came in as comments to our Puns for Higher IQs page, which we’ll post here also to reach more readers who may (or may not?) be amused by them:

What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow that has just had an abortion?

Decalfinated

Thanks (or no thanks?) to Charles W. Ashmore from Madison Heights, Michigan for these. His defense is that they were told to him by his 12-year-old nephew.

1 Comment

Darren Gore on November 18, 2013 at 2:15 pm

Which side do you milk a cow on?
The udder side.
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