Category: Bar Jokes

Dull Man Walks into a Bar

by lcarlson | Dec 3, 2012 | Bar Jokes | 0

Do you know what he said? Scroll down: ...

by lcarlson | Jul 22, 2011 | Bar Jokes | 0

Dear DMC. Did you hear about the Irishman that left the bar? Could happen. Garner StackCalgary,...

by lcarlson | Sep 5, 2011 | Bar Jokes | 0

“A man walks into a bar. Do you know what he said?” “He said,...

by lcarlson | Oct 10, 2011 | Bar Jokes | 0

Dear DMC Here is a physics-based groaner: “We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos...

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers