Burnt the Turkey? 11 Reasons to Be Thankful

From Herb Aceous, Food Editor DullMensClub.com

1. No need to worry about salmonella

2. Guests will think your turkey is Cajun blackened

3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year

4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain
new fans

5. Pets won’t bother you for scraps

6. No one will overeat

7. Smoke alarm due for a test

8. Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular
workout

9. You’ll get to desserts quicker

10. After dinner, take the bird to the yard and play football

11. You won’t be putting up with three weeks of turkey sandwiches

Now explain this to her:

Albert Einstein
“A calm and modest life brings more happiness than the pursuit of success combined with constant restlessness”

~ Albert Einstein
Edward R. Murrow
“The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer”

~ Edward R. Murrow
Hoagy Carmichael
"Slow motion gets you there faster"

~ Hoagy Carmichael
Marilyn Thomsen
"While it takes courage to achieve greatness, it takes more courage to find fulfilment in being ordinary"

~ Marilyn Thomsen
testi 1
“We’re giving a good name to a four-letter word — dull”
testi 2
“Glitz and glam — not worth the bother”
testi 3
“We don’t try to keep up with the Joneses — who are the Joneses anyway?”
testi 4
“Time is a great invention — it’s what keeps everything from happening all at once”
Will Rogers
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there”

~ Will Rogers