Hi Dull Guys [exclamation point removed]

I have not had a chance to visit your website in years (what can I say besides the obvious here?) but I have something to say that you all may find a bit upsetting—your website is awesome [another exclamation point removed]

I do hope this is not too much stimulation for y’all.  What an improvement over the old one.  I was briefly very excited when I got the first look, then I remembered where I was and who I was viewing and I chilled immediately in keeping with the overall theme and tone of your manifesto.

Thanks, Dull Men everywhere—you’re the greatest—in a nice, buttoned-down, boring kind of way.

Sincerely,

MaryAnne Yarnell
Sacramento, California

October 6, 2011