Anorak
Anorak: emblematic of dull
Toaster
Glass door on toaster — watch toast toast
Watch toast popping up
Metronome
Dull down by listening to a metronome — instead of an orchestra or other musical group
Ironing Board
Ironing, smoothing out the wriggles, can be very satisfying
Instructions:
Up-to-date information about ironing
Colouring Book
But don’t give him colored pencils — instead give regular writing pencils — in shades of gray from 9H (light gray) to HB (medium gray) to 9B (dark gray).
Pencil Sharpener
budget sharpener
deluxe model
Instructions:
Up-to-date information about sharpening pencils
David at work
Snow Globe
Dull
Duller
Dullest
Battery Tester
Checking batteries is good thing to do. A dull man likes to do right things.
Spirit Level
Give him a level and he’ll have a ball going all around the house checking to see whether things are level or not — table tops, shelves, floors.
He might even try it on peoples’ heads — checking whether they are level headed or not.
Socks — and sock accessories
Sock drying rack
Darning ball
Log Splitting Axe
Instructions:
Up-to-date information about chopping, stacking, drying wood. And photos of stacks of wood.
Calendars — produced by members of Dull Men’s Club
Archie Workman’s The Drainspotter’s 2016 Calendar:
To order from Archie: workman.archie@gmail.com
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Kevin Beresford’s Roundabouts of Great Britain 2016 Calendar:
To order from Kevin: http://www.roundaboutsofbritain.com
Book: Dull Men of Great Britain
Caution: this may cause drowsiness. Best not to read it while driving.
Amazon UK, Amazon USA (so far available in USA only on Kindle (including Kindle’s app for phones, tablets, and computers); hard copy available starting February 23, 2016)
